hanae0711 ([info]hanae0711) wrote,
@ 2006-04-12 17:46:00
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Current location:My Mac -- At home
Current mood:WHEEEEEEEE
Current music:ELLEGARDEN - A Thousand Smiles

Teh Birthdayness, Musicwhore For Joo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANEE.




[info]cheeseisgood4u turns 16 today! Yay!~ 8D

Some random friends, cheese, ntfy, atsuzen and I decided to celebrate by dragging her sorry butt to a restaurant a few blocks down. The restaurant sucked, and I doubt if it were halal (as they so claim), but I pray that God takes pity on this soul for corrupting partying during such a fun occassion with such innocent, naive friends. (I ate like a little ant and I drank milkshake and Sprite like a fish.) Had to fork out RM10. Oklah. Friend's party whaaaat. (9 people, split the bill evenly. cheese got the change as a present of sorts, lol wth.)

Me - [info]hanae0711
Nellie - [info]ntfy
Sheng Yi - [info]atsuzen
Shaw Nee/Shanee - [info]cheeseisgood4u
Jo - Joanna
KL - Kay Lynn
KT - Kay Tee
Yoe - Yoegeetha
JY - Juh Yan

KL: Didn't you hear? JO'S PREGNANT.
Jo: WHAT?!
Everyone: WHUT THE HELL. HAHAHAHA.
Shanee: Ehh? REALLY? With who? Yoe?
Sheng: Huh? Yoe knocked up Jo?
Yoe: WHATLAH. GILA. (Malay for 'crazy'.) How can I get her pregnant, huh? I HAVE OVARIES.
Nellie: Yeah! But, still! You could've, I dunno-
Yoe: CANNOT.
Me: Yoe! You didn't tell us you were a hermaphrodite!
Sheng: *DIES*
Everyone: WTFWTFWTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yoe: HANAAAAA!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Nellie: Eh? Ehh? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Jo: WHAT THE HELL LAH YOU GUYS. I AM *NOT* PREGNANT.
Sheng: WHAT? MORNING SICKNESS ORERI?
Shanee: Hermaphrodite? o_o
KT: Ey, Hana, what causes morning sickness?
Me: Impregnation. Chemical imbalance. Impregnation. YOE. WHEN DID YOU START SNEAKING AROUND WITH JO?
Yoe: *Attempts to wheedle out through sarcasm* 2 years and a half already. In fact, THE BABY HAS BEEN BORN.
KL: ZOMGGG. I'M AN AUNTY!
Jo: YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT MY UTERUS HERE.
Nellie: Waaah, JO INTO SAME SEX LURVING. You've been reading Hana's LJ, haven't you?
Jo: WHAT THE-
Yoe: Yeah, actually, how do guys, you know, ahem.
Me: *In a clear voice* They use lube and perform sexual intercourse anally.
Shanee: Umm?
Me (and, surprisingly, Nellie): Buttsex.
Jo: HANA. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO NELLIE?
Me: What I plan to do to the rest of you lot. NELLIE. I AM SO PROUD.
Nellie: SHADDAP.
Jo: I don't know these morons.

*Jo and KL get up and leave. They return shortly after.*

Me: ZOMG. KL DECIDED TO GET IT ON WITH JO. TWO-TIMER. KESIAN YOE. (Malay for, "Pity Yoe.")

*Everyone dies.*

*We just realize that the entire (scarcely filled) restaurant has been staring at us.*

*Pause.*

Nellie: LET'S SING THE BIRTHDAY SONG.
Shanee: Wha- NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Fun. Very.

Turns out that Jo and KL went to get a plate of rice and straw to substitute a cake and candle. XD

Sang the song a third time, and somehow managed to get cheese to make a wish and blow into the straw.

And then, we smushed fer face first into the rice.

XDDDD

And then, we took some of our Oreo milk shake and mixed it with the rice, and nearly everyone took a bite. (I didn't)

...... EWWW.

Anyways, realized that I was running late and started walking towards school. Jo, KL, KT and Yoe walked ahead of the rest of us. And then my mum pulled up, the remaining 5 of us shoved ourselves into the backseat promptly, got driven back (while shouting at the walkers through the window) and picked up our bags.

Yoe and Jo were giving us the evil eye.

HAHAHAHA. Ha.



ANYWAYS. Music for my dear cheese, some of their older songs. They've got this distinct indie feel to them. ELLEGARDEN PWNS JOO.


ELLEGARDEN

Missing - I love the vocals here. This is the best of the batch, IMHO. DOWNLOAD IT NOW.
Bored of Everything - Very fun, head banging sound. You just wanna go, "SO MANY THINGS I HAVE LET GO~"
Funny Bunny - This is a cute song. Japanese, despite the title (just like Missing). Your mood definitely gets an upturning here.
Dancing In A Circle - Really upbeat. May not be infectious at first, but it's fun to listen to when you're doing boring crap.
A Thousand Smiles - Very interesting. Sort of balladish, but not. An Okay song.




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[info]samccx
2006-04-13 12:59 pm UTC (link)
LOLWTH CRACK XDDDD

Jo must be a good mother :)

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[info]hanae0711
2006-04-13 01:42 pm UTC (link)
CRACKZORSSGOOD=4JOO!!!!!!1!11oneeleventyoneone

Yes, yes she must be. XD

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[info]the_beanmaster
2006-04-13 09:07 pm UTC (link)
lolbuttsecks.

I'm running right now off an hour of sleep and four cups of coffee. I'm too tired to be witty right now XDDDDDDD

BUT.

HAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHEESEISGOOD4U! :D</b>

And thanks for the songs XD *STEALS*

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